Adolf Hitler
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Adolf Hitler was chancellor (later "Führer") of Germany from 1933 to 1945.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Born in the idyllic Braunau an Inn in Austria (then still known as Austria-Hungary), Hitler originally planned to be a painter but somehow didn't get a foot through the door. He found a new purpose with the outbreak of World War 1, whose gas-filled trenches and machine gun fire filled him with great delight. It hence was with great outrage that Hitler learned the war was over because the (((Democrats))) back home in Germany had surrendered to the Entente powers, and Hitler set his mind on bringing about a new war which would be larger and much more fun than the last one.
His plans seemingly worked as Germany briefly controlled most of Europe, but then something went awry, and Germany was being controlled by everyone else instead (well, the US, the USSR, and two other guys no-one cares about). It is widely agreed that it all would have worked out if Hitler only would have managed to stuff more Jews into the gas chambers, but he naturally couldn't do so because the gas chambers were an Allied propaganda myth and everyone saying otherwise needs to be stuffed into the gas chambers. Like all historical rulers, poor Adolf mostly was just terribly misunderstood.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Hitler made several disappearances in 8chanmania under several different guises.
Season 1[edit | edit source]
He notably debuted in 8chanmania II, where he gained broad popularity by enacting the final solution on erstwhile /v/ head mod Mark, only to get butt-blasted by Aniki.
8chanmania IV saw a similar outcome; with Hitler winning his first fight against Todd Howard before eating the size 13 boots of Duke Nukem.
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Though not entering the ring himself, Hitler served as the trainer for Rotom-Heat in 8chanmania LIV. His pokemon incinerated the Komala of Dan Murphy) and the Totodile of Mark, but eventually tapped out against Aniki's Machamp.
Hitler and Rotom-Heat returned for 8chanmania LXII, where they represented /poke/. The pokemon won against Baron von Ungern-Sternberg, but less so against Agent 00 one round later.
8chanmania LXV was something different - it saw Mecha Hitler and Fuhrer team with Adolf Hitler in a tag team entirely made of Hitlers. The Führers managed to defeat Spike Spiegel and Roger Smith, only to be sent packing by Nero and Vergil in The Best of Sixteen.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Hitler resumed his role as the trainer of Rotom-Heat in 8chanmania LXX. His pokemon defeated Pizza Ya San, but Baba decided that Rotom-Heat IS Lose.
During the gigantic clusterfuck that was 8chanmania LXXXVIII, Hitler was set to fight 31 more or less mentally deficient versions of himself. He managed to defeat Fuhrer (who actually was Vince McMahon), only to cause an acute flare of butthurt in everyone involved when he was defeated by Replica Hitler one round later.
Presumably having realized that a Führer is meant to führ, Hitler acted as Rotom-Heat's trainer once more in 8chanmania LXXXIX. His pet cooked an opposing Jynx, but sending a glorified toaster against Haze solely resulted in an expectable defeat via chair trick.
Hitler's last chance to prove he did nothing wrong came about in 8chanmania XCVIII, for which he teamed up with the blissfully oblivious Chaika Trabant from the share threads. They went off to a strong start when they defeated the galactic heroes Yang Wen-li and Walter von Schönkopf (inviting them to a beer afterwards), but when they faced Phantom R and Lupin III, Lupin's query whether Hitler held all copies of Seinefeld and would be willing to share them fell on entirely deaf ears. Their next match against Plum & Gene Yuss similarly resulted in a victory for the unlikely couple, but when the real Hitler and Chaika saw themselves confronted with Disco Hitler and Duane!, their ability to share the pain was wildly outmatched by the latters' furious dancing moves.
8chanmania C[edit | edit source]
As one of the figures invited to the historical rumble of 8chanmania C, Hitler was not amused that the latter had been invaded by Bane and his minions. None of this changed the fact that the Führer was kicked out of the ring around the middle of the match.
