Adrien Brody

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Adrien Brody
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Birthday April 14, 1973
From New York, United States of America
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Debut Match
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Anthony Burch
8chanmania LXXV
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Adrien Brody is an US-American actor.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Starting out as a stage magician during his childhood years, Brody learned the ropes of acting through various smaller movies. Already appearing next to Tupac Shakur in the 1996 crime flick Bullet and earning his first award for his role in the 1998 drama movie Restaurant, Brody's breakthrough came when Roman Polanski recognized a fellow Polish Jew (or just mistook him for a minor), and had him star in The Pianist.

Brody's actual claim to fame, on the other hand, came through the insane genius of certified meme machine Neil Cicierega. And, more specifically, through Neil's magnum opus, Brodyquest - which portrays a sharply-dressed Adrien Brody getting out of bed, travelling the world, and then manipulating the skeins of time and space to remake the cosmos in his image. Horatio the First would be proud.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Brody appeared in 8chanmania LXXV, entering the ring to the stupidly catchy theme of Brodyquest. That he promptly got thrown out by Anthony Burch of all the people left was widely deemed a major disappointment; but simultaneously showed that people who can make fancy-looking edits do not necessarily have the slightest clue about functioning AI logics.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • To prepare himself for The Pianist, Brody (among other things) starved himself to lose weight weight simultaneously taking four-hour piano lessons each day until he could play Chopin by heart.
  • Brody used Brodyquest as his personal ringtone.