Agent 00
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Agent 00 is a rather shortish agent in service to the "Secret Agency". He is the protagonist of the Filipino spy parody flics For Your Height Only (1981) and The Impossible Kid (1982).
Bio[edit | edit source]
When scientist Dr. Kohler is abducted by the villainous Mr. Giant and the latter threatens the nations of the world with unleashing the "N-Bomb", the Secret Agency sends out its best man: Agent 00 - a midget who is under three feet tall and mows down evil henchmen like others mow their lawn. Aided in his quest by various women whose well-sized proportions inevitably end up rubbing themselves against those of the pint-sized martial arts experts, Agent 00 starts to rough up Mr. Giant's command chain until he meets the evil warlord on eye-level.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Agent 00 debuted in 8chanmania LXII. He fought a duel of the giants against Tonka Truck, and proved strong enough to dismantle both Rotom-Heat and the evil plans of its master Adolf Hitler, but even the smallest weapon of mass destruction ever designed ultimately proved powerless against the insane furfaggotry of N8.
