Agent R

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Agent R
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Debut Match
Agent I
Agent R
Agent S
Pin
W
Yuuka Kazami
8chanmania LXVII
First Victory
Agent I
Agent R
Agent S
Pin
W
Yuuka Kazami
8chanmania LXVII
First Championship

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Agent R was one of the three IRS agents sent out to repossess 8chanmania and its venue during the finals of Season 2.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Following the victory of Hatsune Miku and her champion White Mage during 8chanmania LXIII, the control over 8chanmania was eventually restored to Default-Chan. Alas, the lavish spending GLaDOS had used on her 'testing' (and the special effects budget) meant the mania was deep in the red. And to make matters worse, one of the parties it owed money to happened to be the taxman.

Agent R was part of the three-agent hit squad the IRS sent to clear this debt outstanding. Being the perky little Asian of the squad, she served as the team's government-mandated diversity hire, and fiercely fought against all sorts of tax fraud with an annoyingly chipper mood and a bottomless supply of paper clips.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Agent R, together with Agent I and Agent S, raided the ring in the aftermath of 8chanmania LXVI. In a major feat of irony, they arrived just as Yuuka Kazami had won both her belt and therefore tentative ownership over the mania. Unwilling to let go of her new prize, Yuuka vainly tried fend off the taxmen, and promptly was put into a maximum security facility for tax fraud.

While this technically spared Default-chan and the audience from a gruesome fate at the hands of the flower youkai, the mania itself still was going to get repossessed. Or would have been, rather, had it not been for the timely intervention Mr. Shake Hands Man. His offer to pay all of the mania's debts and legal fees initially was deemed legally questionable, but if there's one thing the man is good at, it's getting a good, solid handshake.