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- "Insurance is like marriage. You pay and you pay, and you never get anything back!"
- — Al Bundy
- — Al Bundy
Al Bundy is the unfortunate protagonist of the sitcom Married... with Children.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Once a high school football star, Bundy made the catastrophic mistake of knocking up his soon-to-be spouse Peggy Bundy. After putting the ring on her as part of a shotgun wedding, he was blessed with a mentally inept daughter named Kelly, a socially inept son named Bud, and a job as a women's shoe salesman for invariably overweight old broads that he absolutely despises.
Al does preciously little to hide the fact that he can't stand his wife (preferring pornography) or his children (preferring his ancient Dodge car). When push comes to shove, however, he still stands up as a family man, and will protect the Bundy name with all the fury he normally keeps in store for his customers.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Al Bundy debuted in 8chanmania VII, but nothing beyond him not winning a belt there is known.
He also partook in a pre-show match prior to 8chanmania XXII. His epic battle against Ernest P. Worrell lasted for more than 27 minutes before it was aborted to start the actual mania.