Alasgan Bear
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The Alasgan Bear is the Alaskan cousin of American Bear.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Much like his relative, the Alasgan Bear that enjoys freedom, burgers, and mobility scooters. However, the harsh climate of his homeland has led to certain adaptions. These include the linguistic quirk to end all sentences with the particle "eh", having its entire state dependent on the oil industry, and a natural disposition towards clubbing seal pups.
Despite their shared territory, Alasgan Bears should not be confused with the native Inuit tribes. Whereas the former are an offshoot of the distinctly Euro-Caucasian American Bear (leaving aside the latter's broad genetic diversity), the latter technically are closer to the Finno-Ugric roots of Spurdo Spärde.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Coming in from the snow, the Alasgan Bear debuted in the Christmas-themed 8chanmania LXXIV. He wrecked Jesper Johanssen and cut down a Christmas Tree, but was bested and presumably eaten by an irate Snowager in the semi-finals.
In a pre-show match prior to 8chanmania LXXXIV, an Alasgan Bear and seven American Bears crashed into the store of Recette Lemongrass in order to procure a roll of toilet paper. Recette only having one such item left, the Bears entered an epic Battle Royale that was one by one of the American Bears.
During 8chanmania XCVIII, the Alasgan Bear fittingly teamed up with an American Bear. Their fight against Gintoki Sakata and his Dunpan was the stuff of legend (including double big roll on the part of the bears), but they still lost the match when Alasgan Bear spent more time outside the ring than the referee thought reasonable.
