Alex Chiu

Alex Chiu
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Birthday ' From United States of America Height ' Weight '
Debut Match Alex Chiu Pin L Dark Donald 8chanmania LXXIII First Victory [[]] First Championship [[]]

Alex Chiu is an American inventor, wonder healer, and unwitting star of the erstwhile Animutation scene.

Bio

A self-described Non-Jew that still fully believes in the Jewish religion (and a proud Chinese that wishes annexation upon Taiwan), Chiu first entered the public spotlight when he launched a website to promote his 'Eternal Life Rings' - a pair of magnetic rings that supposedly grant immortality if mounted upon your pinky fingers by manipulating the electrical flow of your body and decreasing your cholesterol.

This could have left him as one of many early Internet schizoids (remember Time Cube ?), yet Chiu's fame was further fanned by him starring in the Animutation-style early Flash animation dubbed We Drink Ritalin. In the latter, Chiu, Adolf Hitler, and a sleuth of largely unrelated characters sing about their craving for ritalin, chasing Han Solo, and a burning submarine in perfect Italo-English gibberish.

In 8chanmania

Alex Chiu, under personal management of Adolf Hitler, fought in 8chanmania LXXIII. His introductory banter against Dark Donald suggested he had met him before, but this didn't stop Chiu from getting royally clowned. Dark Donald, for his part, offered Chiu a rematch once he had sufficiently trained himself by winning a thousand other tournaments, which left Chiu so impressed he magically turned Japanese.

Trivia

• While Hitler's role as Chiu's manager stemmed from the Animutation meme, there is a bit of historical irony in that Hitler's own personal physician, Theodor Morell, ran with some less-than orthodox medical approaches. That Hitler somehow managed to kill himself before Morell's treatments did is a good argument to point out he really had to be some sort of Übermensch.