Alma Wade
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Alma Wade is a major character from the FEAR series. She (alongside Paxton Fettel) serves as the antagonist of the first game, and shows up in all subsequent (NOT FUCKING CANON) titles.
In Reality[edit | edit source]
"Gifted" with strong psychic powers since her birth, Alma spent most of her early childhood days as a test subject at the hands of her own father, Armacham scientist Harlan Wade. As the icing atop of the cake, Alma was later impregnated with a mix of her own DNA and that of various Armacham employees (including that of her old man) and gave birth to two sons: Point Man, and Paxton Fettel.
Having produced the desired offspring, Alma was put back into her "Vault" (a containment chamber used to inhibit her psychic powers) and the plug was pulled 11 years after she had first given birth at 15. That this act created an eldritch abomination hell-bent on getting revenge against humanity in general and Armacham in particular did not occur to people until Fettel suddenly went rogue and the repeated sightings of a little girl in a red dress somehow ended with all observers turning into a fine red mush.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
Alma debuted in 8chanmania XV, but missing records mean nothing more than that is known.
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Alma's first appearance in Season 2 was during 8chanmania LVII. She left a lasting impression on Griffon and taught Jet Bradley to fear little girls, but even her tremendous psychic powers did not suffice to overpower the necromantic arts keeping Road Runner (TGT) alive.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Classifying as both as a Loli and an Ara at the same time, Alma Wade was eligible for the Mother's Day-themed 8chanmania XCI. She brutalized the Sadako-lookalike Emiko Williams with two weapon hits and a subsequent weapon crit before throwing wrench int the gears of Melissa Geary. Clearly attracted to the psionic Ness as she had been attracted to a certain, psionically-enhanced rape victim, Alma went on to annihilate Zhen Ji, and only saw her quest for a fast-forward pregnancy crossed when she lost her fight against Yeti Girl in the semi-finals.
8chanmania C[edit | edit source]
In 8chanmania C, Alma showed up to voice her displeasure as a mind-controlled R-23 tried to kill Point Man on behalf of Paxton Fettel. She provided the Replica with a severe form of concussion therapy; inadvertently laying the first stone for the resurrection of R-23 as Captain Falcon R.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Alma really just needs a big, old, hug.
- Do not actually try to give her a hug.
- Seriously, she'll probably try to rape you.
