Alodnog

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Alodnog
Alodnog Image.png
Anti-Gondola
Birthday February 7th, 2020
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Debut Match
Alodnog W
Pin
Pedobear
8chanmania LXXX
First Victory
Alodnog W
Pin
Pedobear
8chanmania LXXX
First Championship

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Alodnog is the philosophical counterpart to Gondola, much as ying is the counterpart to Yang.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Where Gondola exists as bodiless head with two long legs attached to it, Alodnog exists as a bodiless head with two long arms instead. And whereas Gondola usually projects a quiet sense of peace and calm, Alodnog radiates a sense of unease and anxiety. Truly, it is the polar opposite of feeling comfy.

How or why Alodnog exists is one of the greatest mysteries of the universe. Some speculate that the sheer healing effect provided by Gondola would shatter all of reality unless it had a cosmic counterweight. Others suggest it is the concentrated uncomfiness banished by Gondola. And yet others insist it is an artificial creature, fashioned by evil masterminds as the ultimate weapon against its gene-sire. Whatever the truth, Alodnog is a loathsome creature beyond compare.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Alodnog mercifully only fought during 8chanmania LXXX. It took down Pedobear, but was seemingly punched out of existence by Neco-Arc in the following round.