American Bear
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American Bear is an animal of freedom.
In Reality[edit | edit source]
The mania ain't free. The ring of fighting and wrestling gotta be littered with the blood of edits. TNA Anon aka "maniafag" is not my admin. He is girl and probbably rigger as well :DD. BOB and Betty, not Bob and SCUTTLEBUG, okay. Praise Aniki.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 2[edit | edit source]
American Bear debuted in 8chanmania LXI. He left a lasting impression on Mr Brown by KO'ing him with a hip drop and likewise buried King Duck under burgers, but eventually found himself unable to meet the rhythm of Duane!.
He appeared once more in 8chanmania LXV alongside fellow heavy weight wrestler Big Mahu. They duo proved remarkably successful, defeating:
Their string of victories was only brought to a grinding halt by the reality warping powers of Glitch Boss and Baba.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
American Bear later was among the nominations for PilotMania. He came, saw, and immediately suffered a heart attack after too much exercise against the Penitent One.
Seven American Bears (and one Alasgan Bear) set the table for the pre-show match of 8chanmania LXXXIV when they stormed the store of Recette Lemongrass in desperate search for the new white gold: Toilet Paper. One call to Banzai later, all eight bears dished it out in the ring, with American Bear (well, one of them), being the eventual victor.
In yet another unplanned move, a bunch of American Bears stormed the ring after the finals 8chanmania LXXXVIII. Finding themselves face to face with the legitimate successor of Adolf Hitler, they made use of their Third Amendment and shot her - which did not prevent her later zombiefication and rise from the grave.
The last appearance of American Bear in the ring proper was during 8chanmania XCVIII, where he teamed up with Alasgan Bear. Their match against Gintoki Sakata and Dunpan was nothing short of comical - after a synchronized double Fatman Roll that caused half of the audience to spit of its drinks, they were disqualified when Gintoki kept Alasgan Bear out of the ring for long enough to incur a RingOut.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Dog bless :DDD
