Amerimutt

Amerimutt
Birthday ' From USA / western Europe (self-claimed) Height ' Weight '
Debut Match Amerimutt L Pin Remove Kebab 8chanmania XXVIII First Victory [[]] First Championship [[]]

"AMERICA IS WHITE!!!"

— Amerimutt

Amerimutt is a proud example of genetic diversity.

Bio

The unfortunate fact that the American people did not really become a people until somewhere near the end of the eighteenth century has left some parts of its population with a historical inferiority complex.

In mildly affected individuals, this complex commonly manifests in obsessively identifying with the nationality of a random European country - if mostly because the great-uncle of their aunt's mother-in-law was rumored to once have talked and/or shot a European foreigner traveling abroad. The inevitably holiday trip to their glorified homeland only results in more psychological backlash, as one half of the population wants nothing to do with them, and the other half only recently arrived from the Middle East and Africa themselves.

In more severely affected individuals, aforementioned inferiority complex results in the obsession of being 'white'. This notion of racial purity is complicated by the fact that even Amerimutts with a carefully maintained family chronology dating back to 3000 BC can't quite agree what is or isn't 'white' - as of the latest census; Slavs aren't white, the Irish aren't white, the Franco-Spanish-Italians aren't white, the Germanic people aren't white, and the Finns actually are Mongols. This only leaves the Basques, who could not be reached for comment because they were too busy planting bombs under the cars of various Spanish officials.

In 8chanmania

An Amerimutt fought in the inter-board tournament of 8chanmania XXVIII, where it represented /pol/. Despite of their shared enthusiasm for guns, /k/'s Remove Kebab was quick to put a bullet through the American's head.