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- "ASS WE CAN"
- — Aniki
- — Aniki
Aniki (officially known as Billy Herrington) was an American model and adult film actor. While initially just another man who performed acts upon other men for the homosexual market, Aniki somehow gathered the attentioned of the Japanese video sharing site NicoNico, resulting in thousands upon thousands of fan-made parody videos. Aniki embraced the hard work which the various autists had put into these flicks, and actually visited Japan upon numerous occasions, causing all present spectators - regardless of age, gender, or religious affiliation - to cream themselves in a rather thorough matter.
Alas, nothing is meant to last forever. While Aniki continued to bring hope unto the heart of man, he was killed in a car accident upon March 2nd, 2018. The entire world cried its eyes out - both in Japan, but notably also in Russia - while many people believed that the bright optimism of Aniki had become lost forever.
They could not have been any more wrong. Ascending to heaven in a summary trial, Aniki's smile now shines down upon all of us, constantly telling every last human being that, no matter how dark the circumstances, Ass, we can!.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
Aniki likely debuted in 8chanmania II. There, he set up an impressive show by showing AJ Styles the power of the GAY COMMUNITY, spanked Adolf Hitler, showed Big Boss who was the boss of the gym, and even bested the still-nascent terror known as Yuuka Kazami. It took the entire mass of André the Giant to subdue him during the final round.
He also performed in the maido-mania of 8chanmania XXI, but sadly no further details are available.
His hour of glory came during 8chanmania XXVII: First winning a pre-show match against Van Darkholme, Aniki entered the tournament proper by pinning God himself. Continuing his road to victory, he defeated Rottytops, KO'd Tyroth, and undid the mighty Cornholio, before finally beating JC Denton to earn himself his well-deserved belt.
As one of the champions, Aniki entered the grand finals of 8chanmania XXXIII. Sadly, Kazuma Kiryu had no time for a prancing lala-man, and kicked him out of the preliminaries.
8chanmania_x_MFW_-_IN/V/ASION[edit | edit source]
Aniki also was one of the chosen fighters nominated for 8chanmania_x_MFW_-_IN/V/ASION, where he defeated Alp (and comically refused to do her after realizing she really was a girl), took his revenge on Kiryu, and proved to be a bigger guy than Bane. His defeat came at the hands of Lala.
Season 2[edit | edit source]
His first stint in the second season was in 8chanmania XLII, where he promptly was kicked out by The Higher Power. His second attempt at a second belt went much better, though his victory over Garlic Dispenser went to waste after succumbing to the drift-oriented tactics of Takumi Fujiwara.
Aniki tried to do it again during 8chanmania LV, but while his initial fight against Garlic Dispenser was crowned by success, the same could not be said about the subsequent match against Takumi Fujiwara.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Aniki was part of the first fight in PilotMania, but promptly (and repeatedly) got pinned by E. Honda.
Aniki and the /b/rotha (namely Thaddeus) formed a team for 8chanmania LXXVI, hoping to find a means to reverse the Horatiofication of the original /b/rotha. It ended quickly, but not well, as they could not stand up to the combined royalty of The Prince and King Harkinian.
His third time in the third season occurred during 8chanmania LXXXI. Sadly, even his immense muscle could not suplex the considerable mass of Uncle Phil.
In 8chanmania XCVIII, Aniki teamed up with Van Darkholme. In a match of manly moves against dancing moves, the two drew the short end of the stick against Disco Hitler and Duane!.
Aniki's last fight in 8chanmania C saw him teaming up with his Machamp in order to battle Los Tiburon and Hawlucha. Their sheer manliness managed to overman the luchadores, resulting in Machamp pinning Tiburon.
Managerial Career[edit | edit source]
Between his individual title attempts, Billy served as the trainer for Machamp in 8chanmania LIV. Under the boss' tutelage, Machamp fought through several opponents, most notably two other Fighting-types in Primeape and Hitmonlee, before besting Specs Weedle in the Finals, despite the type disadvantage.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Aniki with his belt.
