Animal Mother

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Animal Mother
Animal Mother Image.png
Birthday '
From United States of America
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Weight '

Debut Match
Animal Mother W
KO
TF2 Soldier
8chanmania LXXXIX
First Victory
Animal Mother W
KO
TF2 Soldier
8chanmania LXXXIX
First Championship
W
Pin
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Animal Mother is a character from the Vietnam War movie Full Metal Jacket.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Animal Mother (played by Adam Baldwin) is a grizzled veteran and wields the M60 machine gun of the Lusthog Squad. He is wildly disillusioned about the purpose of the ongoing war and dislikes the idea of being made into yet another sheep to the slaughter; resulting in him having notable authority issues and using intimidation to make sure things run his way.

In contrast to his generally nihilistic attitude towards the war and any potential ethical implications, Animal Mother holds true to his name by being fiercely protective of his squadmates and will willingly face an entrenched sniper if it means he can save them.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Animal Mother, accompanied by Joker as his manager, debuted in 8chanmania LXXXIX. He gave the TF2 Soldier a nasty crit to the back of the head after the latter implied his nickname came from an amorous relation with a certain "Animal Father", turned down the business proposal of Martin Tweed, somehow was faster than Zara, and even kicked the ass of the designated biological weapon Nemesis. His belt was only denied by an elephant-obsessed young girl by the name of Lil' Vi.