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- "All that glitters is not gold."
- — Ankha
- — Ankha
Ankha is one of the villager NPCs from the Animal Crossing series.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Ankha is a cat villager whose yellow fur is accentuated by her blue hair and markings. As her often mummy-like clothing and the Uraeus ornament seemingly growing from her forehead suggests, her whole them is build around Ancient Egypt. Is thus comes as little surprise that her in-game house generally resembles a funeral chamber at acute risk of being looted by locals or the British Museum. She has the 'Snootish' personality, and therefore thinks she's better than you.
Just like Bob, Ankha technically is just one among dozens upon dozens of different villagers that can end up living in your town, but ended up as a meme character that became well-known even outside the fur-, we mean, the AC community. Unlike Bob, Ankha's popularity mostly stems from the copious amounts of pornography starring her; with something between her exotic Middle-Eastern design and her uppity attitude seemingly convincing people a cat is fine, too.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Ankha's first documented appearance is in 8chanmania XXXVIII. There, she first forced Otowa Meirin into submission before pulling the same trick on Mr. Hyde. She went on to win against Serval and Cat Sidhe Nekoko via pinfall, and actually made it into the finals before facing defeat against Teagan Almace.
She immediately returned for 8chanmania XXXIX, winning against Mona and Almaz von Almandine Adamant before learning that Cirno is, in fact, the strongest.
She, alongside Bob, fought in the 8chanmania XLIV tag team tournament, only to be kicked out right during the preliminaries by Marina Liteyears and Plum.
She fought Rita Ciano in 8chanmania XLI. Her suggestion that the native Italian flavored her spaghetti with ketchup proved to be a catastrophic mistake, specifically when Rita defeated the mummy cat and tried to force-feed her an entire wheel of the dreaded Casu Marzu.
Ankha's initial attempts during 8chanmania LX were successful in that she prevented Marisa Kirisame from stealing her mummy wraps, but had less luck against Baba one round later.
Her final appearance in Season 2 was during 8chanmania LXV, where she battled alongside some cosplayer that likes dressing up as Pikachu Libre. The two managed to defeat Ran Yakumo and her shikigami Chen, but were kicked out by the impressive cinematic skills of Agent 00 and Carlos Diaz in the next round.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Cats have nine lifes, and Ankha just won't die. She consequently showed up again for 8chanmania LXXVII and quickly proved that she still had it in her by disposing of brawler girl Misako and Lord of the Night Dracula (Castlevania). It was too bad that Bryan Fury is cruel to all things on principle, including animals.
For reasons nobody quite got, Ankha teamed up with Spider-Man for 8chanmania LXXXVII. It was a short-lived affair that ended at the hands of Glitch Boss and a Special Snowflake.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Fittingly enough, one of the tracks that almost invariably plays when Ankha is fighting is Walk like an Egyptian by The Bangles - something which many mania fans consider the only redeeming trait of the cat.
- Despite the meme, she does not actually have a penis. Probably.
- The meme itself originates from the mashup used for her theme - specifically this one.