Asterix

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Asterix
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Birthday '
From Indomitable Village, Gaul
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Debut Match
Asterix ?
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Sam
8chanmania XXIX
First Victory

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First Championship

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Asterix is the main protagonist of the Asterix comic book series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

The year is 50 BC. All of Gaul has been conquered by the Roman legions of Julius Caesar. But all of Gaul? No! Way up north, in the lovely region of Amorica, a small village resists the ongoing attempt of four Roman forts to pacify the area. Key to their resistance is the local druid, Getafix, who supplies the entire village with a magical potion allows the natives to wreck any would-be invaders in a most spectacular fashion.

The finest (and arguably smartest) of the village's warriors is Asterix - a pint-sized guy who is rarely seen without his faithful hound Dogmatix and his best friend Obelix (who fell into a certain cauldron years ago and hence as godmode turned on permanently). Together, the three set out to adventures that usually involve a brawl between the local smith, the local fishmonger, and the local bard getting turned into every BDSM fetishist's wet dream.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Asterix fought in 8chanmania XXIX. His first battle against Sam turned out to be his last, as the latter kicked him right out of the preliminaries. To add insult to injury, Sam noted that only losers do drugs, to which a snarky Sam replied that Asterix being French meant being a loser was the least of his problems.