Bernie Sanders

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Bernie Sanders
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Money Berner
Birthday September 8th, 1941
From Brooklyn, New York City, USA
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Debut Match

8chanmania II
First Victory

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First Championship

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Bernie Sanders is a politician that came to fame (and/or infamy) during the 2016 presidential campaign.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Born to a Jewish family, Sander's political activity began with civil rights activism during his years at the University of Chicago. He would spend six years with the Liberty Union party before running as an independent and becoming mayor of Burlington, Vermont in 1980. He also entered congress as an Independent for Vermont in 1988, being the first Independent to do so in about forty years.

Leaving all this aside, his true rise to fame would only begin with the 2016 presidential campaign, where he ran for the Democrats and thus positioned himself as a rival of Hillary Clinton. Knowing that the latter had all the right friends with all the right money, Bernie decided to make his own money by scamming gullible idiots out of their college savings. This worked amazingly well until party politics meant Clinton was elected as the Democratic candidate to oppose the Republican's Trump anyway, sending untold hordes of regressive left millenials into hysterical fits of crying after the man they gave their very last buck to proved to be a blunder.

While not doing politics, Sanders is fond of criticizing the luxorious lifestyle of other people while buying manor-sized houses in Vermont for himself.

Update: He supposedly wants to run for the 2020 elections as well. Whether people will once again embrace his plan to use their money for his goals remains to be seen.

Update: And he does it again, the absolute madman.


In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Sanders likely debuted in 8chanmania II. He staunchly refused Todd Howard's demands to buy Skyrim, and launched him out of the ring instead. Bernie fared less well against the rapacious rupee reaver Tingle in the next round.

The self-styled socialist also appeared in a pre-show fight prior to 8chanmania LXXXIII, being one of the eight people interested in investing into BANZAI Inc. To the surprise (and general horror) of the audience, Sanders actually made it fairly far; being one of the last three men standing until he was sent packing.