Big Bill Hell
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Big Bill Hell is the presumed proprietor of Big Bill Hell's from the advertising parody of the same name.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Touting himself as one of "the meanest sons-of-bitches in the State of Maryland" and "the only car dealer that tells you to fuck off", Big Bill Hell runs his business on the sound logic that "you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit". Which is exactly what your regular car salesman thinks, sure, but Big Bill saying the quiet part loud is a refreshing type of honesty.
The clip's actual background comes from the the Advertisment Association (nowadays Advertisment Federation) of Baltimore, which used to run a faux award show called The Ad Follies. That the whole mess was meant to be an industry-only inside joke which never was to see the light of day didn't stop someone from smuggling out the tapes and later uploading them online.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Big Bill Hell debuted in 8chanmania XCIII. He made a profound opening statement by KO'ing giant car mecha Turbozord with a single uppercut 65 seconds into the match, and went on to enact a fairly similar procedure to the Grot-piloted Killa Kan during the best-of-sixteen. By the time of the quarter-finals, the car dealer had been contacted by no-one other than Slaanesh. The Prince of Excess offered to buy his entire stock if Big Bill Hell won the mania for whatever gender it currently identified with, but Big Bill's encounter with Hank J. Wimbleton put a stop to the whole deal.
