Big Tiddy Tau
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Big Tiddy Tau is a Fire Warrior fighting for the Greater Good(s).
Bio[edit | edit source]
With precise information about the females of the Tau species being relatively rare (beyond their head slits being Y-shaped rather than straight), it took little time for imaginative drawfags to equip the alien species with various human traits - including, as in this case, enormous amounts of mammary tissue.
Whether or not female Tau actually have breasts or mammary glands at all is debatable, and their relatively impersonal approach to procreation actually makes it seem unlikely. Still, the beauty of the (human) female form will never cease to inspire aspiring artists, and so long as there is no evidence for Tau not having tits, fa/tg/uys have no reason to supect they do not have any. Especially of the outrageously large type.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Big Tiddy Tau was originally supposed to debut in the porn-themed 8chanmania XCVI, but was replaced by Curly Brace because whoever nominated her could not be arsed to create an edit for her in time.
Her actual debut took place in 8chanmania XCVII, and merely saw her wrecked by a Ditto.
The Tau's last appearance in 8chanmania XCVIII was notably more successful, presumably because she teamed up with the equally well-equipped Hex Maniac. Together, they defeated the very lewd Clyde and Kyu, as well as Punished /v/ and a /b/rotha. Their oppairational capacities were only cut short by the bizarre team-up of Gintoki Sakata and Dunpan.
