Blöthar the Berserker

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Blöthar the Berserker
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Debut Match
Blöthar the Beserker
Kenshiro
W
Dio
Vanilla Ice
8chanmania X
First Victory
Blöthar the Beserker
Kenshiro
W
Dio
Vanilla Ice
8chanmania X
First Championship

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Blöthar the Beserker serves as the lead vocalist and occasional bassist of the heavy metal band Gwar.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Resembling the mishappen love accident between a goblin and a pig, Blöthar actually is a talented poet and wrote much of the lyrics behind Gwar's songs. However, the fact that the band effectively spend decades doing girls and doing crack on his hard-earned efforts didn't sit right with him. When the previous leader vocalist Oderus Urungus left the world by means of overdosing on heroine, the berserker was more than happy to take up the mantle of leadership.

A born warrior, Blöthar is equipped with a mighty battle axe, an impenetrable wooden shield, and a pair of udders that acts as the main defense mechanism of his otherwise undefined species. Blöthar also is crowned with a master-crafted helmet, whose antlers were taken from a from a spectactularly morose moon moose he slayed a couple of centuries ago.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Blöthar the Beserker teamed up with Beserk's Kenshiro during 8chanmania X. The bizarre duo wrecked their first opponents in the form of Dio Brando and Vanilla Ice, but then ate metal slugs at the hands of Fiolina Germi and Marco Rossi.