Black Hitler
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- "I'm back! And I'm BLACK!"
- — Black Hitler
- — Black Hitler
Black Hitler is the Hollywoodified version of Adolf Hitler from Movie: The Movie Movie Trailer from the Jimmy Kimmel Show.
Bio[edit | edit source]
By the time the Red Army found the charred remains of Hitler outside the Führerbunker in the ruined city of Berlin, both the Soviets and the Western Allies thought they would have gotten rid of him for good. But they were mistaken. Through means arcane and most certainly obscure, Hitler's soul fled Earth for outer space, and reformed in the shape of no-one less than Gabourey Sidibe in a Hitler costume.
To make things worse, Hitler didn't forget her grudge against the Jews, the Russians, the Americans, or just humanity in general. So when she decides to return to Earth, she comes riding in on a meteor that can only be stopped by disabled NASA scientist George Clooney (played by George Clooney). Who just can't reach the anti-meteor button because a random academy award blocks his wheelchair. Yes, really.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Black Hitler fought in the Hitler-themed 8chanmania LXXXVIII. She was soundly defeated by SJW Hitler, who blamed her desire to destroy the whole world on Jimmy Kimmel being a white male.
