Blanka
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Blanka is a playable character from the Street Fighter series, first debuting in Street Fighter II.
Bio[edit | edit source]
As a young child, Blanka fell into a cauldron filled with a magical po- ... wait, wrong guy.
As a young child, Blanka fell into the Brazilian jungle filled with electrical eels. Feeling terribly lonely by virtue of being the seemingly sole survivor of his plane crash, young Blanka tried to cuddle with one of these eels, and immediately tuned in to AC/DC. This somehow triggered a mutation on his part; giving Blanka green skin that allowed him to blend in with his new environment, and the ability to shit lightning of his own.
He could have lived a happy life secluded from the ills of civilization in general and Brazil in particular, but one day, Blanka unwittingly hitched a ride on the truck of a poacher. The resulting cultural shock did him harder than those eels did, but between his eventual reunion with his mother, and this being a setting where beating the crap out of people makes you a respected member of society, Blanka came to embrace the latter and settled down in a small town.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Blanka fought in 8chanmania XL. His 'Little Green Men' match against Hulk ended with Blanka somehow forcing the other behemoth to tap out. For all of his strength, however, Blanka isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer - which allowed the The Higher Power to pull a fast one on him via chair trick.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Blanka is good friends with Dan Hibiki. He really doesn't know any better.
