Bobby Hill
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Robert Jeffrey "Bobby" Hill is the son of Hank Hill an a recurring character in the King of the Hill series.
Bio[edit | edit source]
A short, notably obese boy, Bobby endless frustrates his father with his general lack in classical male virtues - he is less than athletic, clumsy with his hands, and speaks with a high-pitched voice as he has yet to hit puberty. On the other hand, he also is a surprisingly skilled marksman, an avid dancer, and finds it extremely easy to socialize with girls; effectively making him a foil towards his old man.
Though generally averse to physical violence, Bobby can unleash a baffling degree of strength if he is sufficently angered. Of particular notice is a type of martial arts which he picked up in a womens' self-defense course, and which effectively sees him kicking any offender in the groin while shouting "That's my purse" and "I don't know you!".
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Bobby debuted in 8chanmania XCVII, and immediately unleashed is iconic fighting style upon a rather unfortunate Master Asia until the latter was so busy keeping the shattered fragments of his testicles together that Bobby could pin him. The same scenario repeated when he faced Proto Man and dealt severe structural damage to his most sensitive systems, yet much as in the original show, his over-reliance on the same cheap move saw him defeated by someone severely lacking in balls - Teagan Almace.
He and his father formed one of the teams attending 8chanmania XCVIII. Hank's recurring criticism of Bobby's peculiar fighting technique did little to stop the two from defeating George Constanza and Tomoko Kuroki after a misunderstanding about the latters' exact relationship turned sour. It certainly also did not prevent Bobby from ending their next match against Kazuma Kiryu and Kenshiro in only 48 seconds; specifically after he landed a nut-crushing KO against the Yakuza. Sadly, and against all expectations of the audience, the mix of propane and ballbusting proved to be virtually useless against the nanomachine-ladden frames of Senator Armstrong and Abby Anderson.
In an aftershow match during the same mania, Hank and Bobby fought Horatio the First and ... another Horatio. The latters' presumed "perfection" did little when the pro-pain hit hard.
Bobby got one last chance to prove his manhood in 8chanmania C, but his usual fighting technique had disastrous results when he tried to apply it on a man with Balls of Steel.
