Bowling Elf
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The Bowling Elf is the titular antagonist of the mobile game Elf Bowling.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Owing to an abnormally huge demand for Christmas toys and the murderous amount of overwork this entails for them, the elves employed in Santa Claus' workshop have gone on strike. Santa finds this quit unreasonable, and thus resolves to fix the behavior of his glorified serfs by (ab)using them as living bowling pins.
Originally developed as a form of promotional marketing content, Elf Bowling was so awful that it got no less than seven sequel games and its own movie. Yes, seriously. This crap has its own movie. And Dingle Kringle is part of it.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Coming from a shitty excuse for a game, the Bowling Elf debuted in the second Bad Game mania. He managed to go balls-in on Bravura from Uncommon Time but then suffered a fatality when Crazy Bus turned a submission crit into a pinfall victory.
The Elf fittingly-returned for the Christmas-themed 8chanmania LXXIV, where he immediately fell to a chair trick by the Three Wise Men. To make matters worse, Bane's attempted takeover of the mania saw the Bowling Elf attacked by the three henchmen of Moskito Man. He valiantly fought off the assaulters over the span of no less than 47 (in-game) minutes.
