Bowser
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Bower is the recurring main antagonist of the Super Mario series.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Despite of his monstrous appearance, Bowser really is a big old softy and old-fashioned romantic who has an enormous (although unrequited) crush on Princess Peach of the neighboring Mushroom Kingdom. Since Peach won't take his 'Yes' and Bowser is too desperately in love to understand her 'No', he has spent the better part of thirty years and counting on abducting Peach; only to have his plans thwarted time and time again by Mario. How Peach still manages to get abducted for the umpteenth time despite of supposedly having magical sparkle powers is a secret she strictly keeps to herself.
In much of the same vein, Bowser's actual powers as a villain do not come from his sheer gargantuan size, his ability to breathe fire, and not even from the dark magic he can employ to turn an entire kingdom's worth of people into inanimate objects. Instead, his true skill is that of a charismatic leader; being able to secure genuine loyalty and respect from his Koopa subjects despite of constantly getting the short end of the stick in his fights against Mario. Koopas not being the sharpest knife in the drawer probably helps.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Bowser debuted in 8chanmania XXI, but lacking records mean nothing beyond him not winning a belt there has survived.
He also appeared in 8chanmania LXXXIX; only to get thrown back to the arcade by a Galaga.
