Brad Armstrong
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Bradley Edwin "Brad" Armstrong is the protagonist of LISA: The Painful RPG.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Having grown up under his abusive father Marty, Brad's inability to stop the latter's sexual abuse of his younger sister Lisa and her eventual suicide pushed him to become a karate instructor - partially so he could defend himself, and partially so he could teach others how to defend himself. The gnawing trauma inside him was there to stay however, and Brad developed a lengthy history of drug addiction.
After the cataclysmic events of the White Flash had turned Olathe into a barren landscape and seemingly killed all human females, fate or chance saw Brad stumbling upon a baby girl he christened Buddy. Already traumatized by the death of his sister and well aware what would happen to Buddy as the seemingly last female on the entire planet, Brad swore to defend her with all his might. His ongoing addiction to the drug Joy made this a difficult task, and things did not go any easier when Brad one day returned home to find Buddy abducted. Thus, he set out on a journey that - one way or another - would end in pain.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Brad debuted in 8chanmania VI, but it is unknown how he fared there.
His only other known appearance was in 8chanmania XLI, where Clown forced him to tap out right during the preliminaries. How he tapped out without arms is everyone's best guess.
