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Buane is a furiously dancing a skeleton that shakes both his leg and the corresponding legbone.
Bio[edit | edit source]
As folk belief widely informs us, the dead may rise from their rightful graves for any number of reasons: Some are forced back into unlife by vile necromancy, others cannot find peace due to unfinished business, and yet others remembered they still have to do their tax returns. The animated skeleton only known as 'Buane' does not seem to suffer from any of these grave problem, but instead came back because even death could not prevent it from dancing.
And in his defense, Buane is pretty darn good at it. His repertoire includes (but is not limited to) tap dancing, break dancing, pole dancing, and dancing away from a furious undertaker that still tries to get him six feet under every once in a while. Buane himself doesn't mind, as he still has an intact funny bone and considers it good sport. Why he never appeared in Crypt of the Necrodancer remains a mystery, however.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Buane made his debut with 8chanmania XLVII Where we went up against Terry Davis, Ryuji Goda, and the Moonbase Alpha Astronaut, before being pinned by John Doe. Buane's earnest offer to help Doe cure his crippling PTSD via dance therapy fell on dear ears.
In 8chanmania LIII, Buane teamed up with Scatman John. Buane's dancing combined with John's singing proved to be a great combo, and they ran the competition right out of the tournament. Alas, each mania only comes with one belt, so Buane and the Scatman had to square off against one another; culminating with Buane getting a belt around his hipbones.
8chanmania LXVI and its grand finals saw Buane dancing it out against the (You). Sadly, his moves were not fast enough to escape the gravity well projected by (You)r fat ass, and Buane suffered a crushing KO that seemingly killed him for good.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Long thought dead, Buane returned for 8chanmania LXXXI. He did not make it past the preliminaries after facing Solaire of Astora, but Solaire was so impressed with Buane's jolly spirit that he invited him to join his retinue.
8chanmania C[edit | edit source]
During 8chanmania C, Buane was one of the selected Undead to partake in the Battle of the Boners. He danced like crazy, but still had to leave the ring as the fifth of eight revenants.