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- "If I pull that off, will you die?"
- — CIA
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CIA is major character from Christopher Nolan's cinematic masterpiece. The Dark Knight Rises.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Just as it says on the tin, CIA is an operative of the US Central Intelligence Agency. Normally busy backing military dictatorships in South America or trying to fuel a regime change that will create yet another jihadi group in the Middle East, CIA's last assignment saw him tasked with the 'retrieval' of nuclear physicist Dr. Leonid Pavel from somewhere in the Eurasian steppes. So he landed his plane and waited for some local yokel to do the actual retrieval.
Well, Mosquito Man surely delivered. And not just Dr. Pavel, but also three hooded henchmen of the masked man that had also been chasing after him. Still believing he was in charge, took his new friends aboard his plane and called it in. Cue the surprise when one of the hooded henchman actually was the Big Guy himself, who already had called in his very own plane and was going to ensure that of CIA wouldn't be going to fly so good.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
CIA debuted in 8chanmania V, although it's unknown how he fared there.
He also fought in 8chanmania XX, where he formed a tag team with Bane. Unfortunately, their plan to belt crashed with no survivors when they ran into George Constanza and Tomoko Kuroki.
Outside the Mania[edit | edit source]
CIA was /bane/'s commentator during the 8chan Cup. It was in this same role that he gifted Alexa the Alpaca to Default-Chan in return for having her root for his team during the /bane/ versus /tg/ match (the other option being receiving a camel from Crazy Hassan). He would later retrieve the Alpaca after it had defeated her would-be owner in a pre-show match during 8chanmania x MFW - IN/V/ASION