Caleb Goldman

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Caleb Goldman
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Debut Match
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First Victory
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First Championship

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Caleb Goldman is the main antagonist of The House of the Dead 2.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Goldman is the head of an immensely influential, globe-spanning megacorporation which is so important that the game never even bothers to name it. Possessed by the idea that humanity's own greed would lead to the destruction of nature and the 'liurff cyoucle', he sought to revert mankind to it's 'natural state'. Which effectively meant he picked up some fancy gene-editing technology from a certain Dr. Curien and used it to breed his own army of violent gen-enhanced monsters and zombies.

The game picks up after Goldman has unleashed said monsters upon an unsuspecting Venice. This causes an intervention by agents of the alphabet soup agency ABS, who gun down genetic freaks left and right. After killing The Magician and his personal golden boy, The Emperor, one of the agents corners Goldman himself on the roof of an office building. From which Goldman then jumps to his death, but not before making a thinly-veiled threat about a new successor and the upcoming sequel.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Caleb Goldman debuted in 8chanmania XVIII. The scrawny businessman somehow managed to fend off a veritable Tank, but then fell victim to the special archeology of Lemeza Kusogi.

Goldman had another appearance in 8chanmania XXIV, but unceremoniously tapped out after Nemesis shoved a few tentacles into a place where the sun doesn't shine.