Canary Mary

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Canary Mary
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Debut Match
Canary Mary L
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Joe Musashi
8chanmania XXV
First Victory

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First Championship

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Canary Mary is a minor character from Banjo-Tooie.

Bio[edit | edit source]

As her name implies, Canary Mary is an elderly, vaguely humanoid canary bird. Staying true to her species' calling, she originally served as the proverbial canary in the coal mine, and faithfully rang the alarm when she detected dangerous concentrations of toxic gas in the mine she was kept in. Unfortunately, her masters somehow ended up evacuating everyone except her, and long story short, the exposure to toxic miasma hasn't been the best thing for her sanity.

By the time Banjo and Kazooie free her from her impromptu prison in the Glitter Gulch Mine, Mary has become very much bird-brained. A particular aspect of her madness is her obsession with racing the old track atop long-derelict mine carts. In theory, beating her in a race will reward the heroes with a Jiggy badly required for that sweet 100% run. In practice, the races are frustratingly difficult and lead to Mary being utterly despised by an entire generation of gamers.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Canary Mary fought in 8chanmania XXV; where she was quickly sorted out by Joe Musashi.