Captain Kirk

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Captain Kirk
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Birthday March 22nd, 2233
From Iowa, Earth
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8chanmania C
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James Tiberius Kirk, better known under his official title as Captain Kirk, is the main protagonist of the original Star Trek series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Born in Riverside, Iowa; a young Kirk signed up with Starfleet Academy to follow in the bootsteps of his father. He proved an able student, and was the first (and only) academy cadet to beat the otherwise unwinnable Kobayashi Maru test (by reprogramming the computer it ran on). After graduating in the top five percent of his class and serving on USS Farragut, Kirk went on to become the youngest captain in Star Fleet history when he took command over the USS Enterprise.

Now in control of his own starship, Kirk set out on a bold quest to go where no man has gone before. Which is a nicer way of saying he immediately set sail to bang every remotely attractive alien lady across the entirety of the Milky Way and then some. Seriously - if a given alien species has something which can be considered to be biologically female, Kirk has already given her the photon torpedo, and him exploring the universe mostly is an excuse to avoid paying child support.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Captain Kirk fought in the battle royale-style Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny during 8chanmania C. How exactly he fared there has been lost to history, but he didn't make it to see Darth Vader and The Rock forming their own little star system.