Cardinal Ximénez

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Cardinal Ximénez
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From Spain
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Debut Match
Cardinal Ximénez
8chanmania C
First Victory

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First Championship

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Cardinal Ximénez is a recurring character from the sketches of Monthy Python.

Bio[edit | edit source]

As his name suggests, Ximénez is a cardinal. And he not only is a cardinal, but also a member of the Tribunal of the Holy Office of the Inquisition - ordinarily known as the Spanish Inquisition. Together with his colleagues Cardinal Fang and Cardinal Biggles, Ximénez is always on the hunt for heathens, sinners, and heretics. Thanks to his inquisitive nature, he and his partners will often barge into a room when people will last expect it.

Ximénez' chief weapon is surprise. And fear. Which is to say he has two chief weapons. As well as ruthless efficiency. So theoretically he has three, not to forgot his almost fanatical devotion to the pope, a nice red uniform, and ... you know, we're not entirely sure how many others he has. To be fair, neither he. Coupled with his use of torture instruments like pillows and the comfy chair, Ximénez' interrogations usually end up more unpleasant for him than the accused.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Cardinal Ximénez fought in the battle royale-themed Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiniy during 8chanmania C. His arrival actually was unexpected since the didn't appear in the original ultimate showdown, but didn't prevent him from getting thrown out of the ring before Darth Vader started to do his rounds around The Rock.