Carl Brutananadilewski

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Carl Brutananadilewski
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Birthday February 19th, 1961
From New Jersey, USA
Height '
Weight 5'11 (180 cm)

Debut Match
Carl Brutananadilewski L
Friedrich Nietzsche
8chanmania XIII
First Victory

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First Championship

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"TONIGHT!"
— Carl


Carl Brutananadilewski is a major character from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Carl enjoyed a happy childhood under an absent mother, an alcoholic father, and such abject poverty that he was once forced to cook and eat the piece of carpet sample his old man had gifted him for Christmas. This and other contributing factors formed him into a man of massive strength, massive girth, and a massive degree of alcohol tolerance.

Carl life likes simple. Where other men try and fail to reach higher aspirations, he is entirely content to watch football, listen to rock music, and drink beer until he passes out on the floor of his living room. The only true luxuries he allows himself are the occasional ride to a strip club and the occasional ride with a hooker. He could, for all intents and purposes, be a well-adjusted member of society; were it not for the fact that the plans of his Aqua Teens next-door-neighbors regularly see him maimed or downright killed.

In 8chmania[edit | edit source]

Carl only took to the ring in 8chanmania XIII. His fight against Friedrich Nietzsche started out as a debate over the two men's personal philosophy, but quickly erupted into an all-out match over who of them sported the manlier mustache - a battle Carl sadly lost.

While not directly involved as a fighter, Carl also served as a referee from 8chanmania LXXXV through 8chanmania LXXXVII.