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Chad Warden was a legendary YouTube celebrity.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Chad was a fervent supporter of the PS3, and was more than happy to throw his hat into the ring that is the perpetual console wars. Outraged by the fact that some people considered the PS3 inferior to the Nintendo Wii and the Xbox 360, Warden produced a lengthy and highly detailed video analysis seeking to counter such ideas. Despite of his sound arguments (i.e, the Wii controller not being a good controller by virtue of being a phallic object, and women having literally no use beyond wrapping their mouths around such phallic objects), Chad's attempt to educate the blind masses fell on deaf ears.
Some users went as far as to accuse Chad of being too poor to afford a 599$ PS3. Chad being a proverbial giga-chad, he immediately went on to refute this claim by providing video proof of him owning a Cadillac Escalada, as well as enough Dollar bills to buy a small African country.
His third video remained as ground-breaking as it was divisive. Warden's argument that Mario Party was objectively bad because it did not offer the player the opportunity to grow hydroponically farmed marijuana remains as solid as it was back then, and his dismissal of Devil May Cry 4 over disrespect to Satan stands testament to the man's deep religious piety. That the collective internet ultimately rejected him as some sort of deranged troll is a sign of the slow, but certain societal collapse.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Chad Warden fought in the inter-board tournament of 8chanmania XXVIII, where his hatred for Super Smash Bros. made him the ideal representative for /fgg/. Alas, the prophet unmourned didn't make it past the first round; tapping out in a submission hold of Punished /v/