Charjabug

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Charjabug
Charjabug Image.png
Battery Pokémon
Birthday '
From '
Height 1'08" (50 cm)
Weight 23.1 lbs. (10.5 kg)
Manager AJ Styles

Debut Match
Charjabug L
Sub
Machamp
8chanmania LIV
First Victory
W
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First Championship

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Charjabug is a Bug/Electric-type Pokémon, first debuting in Pokémon Sun & Moon.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Charjabug is is a critter that combines the traits of a ground-dwelling insect larva with that of a walking (well, crawling) battery charger. It is usually fund feeding on local deposits of humus, and possesses such an efficient digestive tract that it can turn the former into both nutrients and electrical energy. Which, as far as it is concerned, are more or less the same.

In theory, Charjabug would use this energy to fuel its own evolution into a Vikavolt or, if pressed, use it to electrocute potential predators. In practice, the lucky Charjabugs serve as power banks for the smartphones of their trainers, while the unlucky specimen are bred and factory-farmed as fuel for industrial power plants; The Matrix-style.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Charjabug fought in the Pokémon-themed 8chanmania LIV; with AJ Styles serving as its trainer. Unfortunately, its and its trainer's inability to properly handle pressing questions from THE GAY COMMUNITY?! led to massive problems in its fight against the violently homoerotic Machamp of Aniki, and it didn't make it past the first round.