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Christopher Edward Hansen is an American journalist, television presenter, and the eternal nemesis of Pedobear.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Having dreamed of becoming an investigative reporter since he was fourteen, Hansen earned his first stripes as a reporter for various newspapers, radio stations, and TV channels. His first breakthrough came in the form of NBC's Dateline, for which he would cover topics from the Columbine Massacre, to the Unabomber, to Al-Qaeda. Notably, his coverage of lax airport security after 9/11 taught the FAA to fear him.
He became known to a much wider audience by hosting To Catch A Predator - a reality show format in which Hansen and his team would bait cheese pizza enthusiasts into believing they were going to meet little girls, but actually met Hansen, a chair, and some friendly police officers. The show proved popular enough to receive several spin-offs, and remained his primary modus operandi for his own shows after leaving NBC.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Chris Hansen debuted in 8chanmania LXXXII. Seeking to claim the prize money to fund another show about putting the 'jail' in 'jailbait', he reluctantly tried to take on Mr. Rogers, but ultimately lost the match as he could not bring himself to raise a hand against his childhood idol.
Hansen would later take on the role of a manager-mentor for Haze and the perpetually preyed-upon 9S. His charges fared poorly against Bondrewd and Hisoka Morow, but while 9S thankfully was spared, Chris himself was sent running after realizing Morow had also invited his old friend Fleece Johnson to the ring.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Hansen's role in To Catch a Predator earned him tons of cameos in other shows; including Family Guy, South Park, and The Boondocks.
- That nobody ever thought of making a tag team starring Hansen and the Lolice is a goddamn travesty.
