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Carlos Ray Norris jr., better known as Chuck Norris, is a US-American martial artist and actor.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Born in the middle of nowhere, Oklahoma; Norris' initially dreamed of becoming a policeman. He sort of got what he wanted when his enlistment with the Air Force landed him a job with military police during the Korean War. It was also in Korea that Chuck picked up the martial art Tang Soo Do. He would continue to perform in martials tournaments in the US; leading to a chance encounter with Bruce Lee, and to Chuck establishing his own martial arts style and schools.
Chuck's Hollywood career started when aforementioned Bruce Lee recruited him for the 1972 flick Way of the Dragon. This paved the way for his ascend to the 80s Action Hero pantheon alongside fellow martial artists-turned-actors like Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren. His long-running lead role in Walker, Texas Ranger during the 90s further contributed to his memetic status during the 2000s, and all the cheap Chuck Norris jokes that came with it.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Chuck Norris debuted in 8chanmania XCVIII, where he formed a tag team with the Jackie Chan Tulpa. Their match against Kenshiro and Kazuma Kiryu was a legend before it even started. It became even better when Chuck turned Kenshiro into a stage prop by means of a nasty KO, but Kiryu's fighting spirit meant he still battled on until he could land a successful pinfall on the make-belief Jackie.
Though out of the tournament, Chuck and Jackie still did their part when Albert Wesker unleashed Godzilla and the Giant Enemy Crab in his plan to take over the mania. Which effectively meant the tulpa pulled a ladder over Godzilla's head, while Chuck Norris went on to pin the enormous crustacean.
8chanmania C[edit | edit source]
As per the original song, Chuck Norris was a mandatory fighter for the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny during 8chanmania C. How exactly he fared there has been lost to time, and the only thing certain is that he left the ring before Dwayne Johnson and Dark Vader started to discuss astronomy.