Clockwerk
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Clockwerk is a recurring villain from the Sly Cooper series, and the main antagonist of Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Long ago (and we mean seriously long ago), Clockwerk was a an owl of perfectly organic flesh and feathers. Whose jealousy of the raccoon thieves from Cooper clan gave him the largest hateboner this side of the furry fandom. His envy errection was so immense, Clockwerk refused to let himself be stopped by trivialities like old age or death, and instead turned himself into a giant cyborg with death rays and everything.
Ironically, Clockwerk and his constant attempts to get back at the Coopers for simply existing always left them one step ahead of the robo-owl. So much, in fact, that they generally remained blissfully oblivious of said attempts. This only changed when Clockwerk gathered up some goons, murdered the father of main protagonist Sly Cooper, and stole some fancy family tome that Sly urgently wants back.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Clockwerk fought in 8chanmania LXXXII. He and Raphael had a lengthy discussion about predator and prey, but once he ran into Rance, the latter started to pull his tin feathers until the bird tapped out.
