Conker
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Conker is the protagonist of Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Conker is a squirrel out of his luck. Drafted for a war he doesn't really want to fight in, he decides to spend his last day in freedom doing what every man in his position would do: Getting absolutely shitfaced inside of a local bar. As one might expect, his subsequent attempt to stumble to the place of his girlfriend does not go entirely according to plan, and Conker has to deal with a veritable mountain of shit. And them some.
Ironically, Conker originally was intended to be same type of furry critter that dominated the jump'n'run adventures of the era. Except development hell meant the corresponding market was already over-saturated before his game was anywhere close to finished. Unwilling to send years of development down the gutter, Rare instead transformed it into the single-most vulgar and offensive title they could physically cram into an N64 cartridge, to wide acclaim.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Conker, being short on booze money, fought in 8chanmania XLVII. He won his first battle against Bayonetta's Enzo, but the residual alcohol he still had in his system from the night before ran out by the time he entered the second round. As a result, he tapped out against the Moon Base Alpha Astronaut, and was last seen dragging himself to the nearest pub.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The bit about Conker being 'crammed' into an N64 cartridge is no exaggeration. Despite (or because) of its long development time, the game pushed the hardware of the N64 to its limits, some feet further than that, and then slapped the stupid thing right in the face as it kept crying for mercy.
