Cornholio

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Cornholio
Cornholio Image.png
"The Great Cornholio"
Birthday October 28, 1979
From Highland, somewhere near Texas and east of New Mexico
Height 5'4" (1.65m)
Weight N/A

Debut Match
Cornholio Pinfall
Win
Phil Burnell
8chanmania XXV
First Victory
Cornholio Pinfall
Win
Phil Burnell
8chanmania XXV
First Championship

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"I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
— Cornholio


Cornholio is the alter-ego of the MTV show character Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Though regular old Beavis already walks the fine line between 'stupidly dense' and 'legally insane', adding sugar, caffeine, or other stimulants to his system can get him so over-excited that he transforms into 'The Great Cornholio'. This feverish state (chiefly marked by Beavis pulling his Metallica shirt over his head and talking with a badly-faked Spanish accent) will see him wandering about while furiously demanding 'TP' for his 'bunghole'.

It would be easy to dismiss The Great Cornholio as nothing more than a stimulant-induce psychotic episode - doubly so as Beavis generally does not remember whatever happened once he turns back to normal (or whatever might pass off as 'normal' when it comes to Beavis). But as spasmodically as he might be shaking, the Great Cornholio is shaking with vigor! His is the voice that will free the downtrodden - or at least assuming he doesn't get deported to Mexico again.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

While never having won a belt, Cornholio still is infamous because his rather particular AI Logic causes him to simply walk out of the ring at least once during a fight so that a re-match is initiated.

Cornholio's first recorded fight was during 8chanmania XXV. He taught DSP not to threaten him, yet tapped out against Teagan Almace in the next round.

In 8chanmania XXVII, Cornholio was very much on a roll - firstly by giving Steve (BC) more clues than he could have asked for, secondly by wrecking the Polygon Team, and thirdly by defeating the same Teagan Almace that had defeated him two weeks earlier. That he still lost to Aniki in the quarter-finals was less of a real defeat and more of an act of fate.