Cortana

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Cortana
Cortana Image.png
CTN 0452-9
Birthday November 7th, 2549
From Reach
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Master Chief
Cortana
L
Rimanah
Mentor
8chanmania X
First Victory

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First Championship

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Cortana is a key character from the Halo series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Fashioned after the brain scan of the brilliant scientist Dr. Catherine Halsey, the artificial intelligence known as Cortana had a colorful career that saw her part of the Mjolnir-armor worn by SPARTAN-II super-soldier Master Chief, as the shipboard AI of the Halycon-class light cruiser Pillar of Autumn, and as a slave to the Gravemind of the alien Flood, before being rescued by the chief himself. She also is one of only two AIs in the setting to recover from going 'rampant' - i.e., turning batshit insane after going beyond her intended shelf-life.

Although she met other character such as Noble Six, Cortana's main role as an advisor, confidant, and/or waifu lies with Master Chief. The smooth curves of her holographic avatar are a sight for sore eyes whenever Johnny returns to his ship, and in return, Cortana being yandere for her chief means she can ignore one or two rules her programming would otherwise bind her to.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Cortana's sole appearance was in 8chanmania X, where she - to the surprise of no-one - formed a tag team with Master Chief. Their attempt to secure a belt was short-lived, as Rimanah and the Mentor immediately made sure their legs weren't okay.


Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Cortana served as the name giver for Windows 10's virtual assistant. This attempt to capitalize on Halo's popularity was so succesful that most users immediately tried to neuter the glorified spyware as much as its hard-coded nature within the operating system allowed for.