Christopher Robin

From 8chanmania
(Redirected from Cristopher Robin)
Jump to: navigation, search
Christopher Robin
Christopher Robin Image.png
The Anti-Christopher
The Dark Lord
Birthday '
From Homerun Hell
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Christopher Robin Pin
L
Haze
8chanmania XC
First Victory

[[]]
First Championship

[[]]


Christopher Robin is the final boss of Winnie the Pooh Homerun Derby.

Bio[edit | edit source]

In 2008, the Japanese division of Disney developed and published a Home Run Derby-style browser game starring Winnie the Pooh as the batter and his various friends as the pitchers. It should, for all intents and purposes, have been an easy and cutesy game; squarely aimed at a target audience of elementary school students. What 2channel and later 4chan found, instead, was a gateway to the deepest pits of hell.

And at the bottom of said pits, beyond the screeching of the owl and the bullshit balls of the striped beast, sits Christopher Robin: Dark Lord of Homerun Hell. Let not his gentle smile belie his true nature, for lo!, any balls he launches race past thine bat in but a fracture of the time it takes the human heart to beat once. His is a domain of fire and brimstone, and the place where hope goes to die.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Christopher Robin fought in 8chanmania XC. Flames and noxious clouds of sulfur licked up the ring as he entered its confines. But in an ultimate irony of fate, the Dark Lord was banished was banished back to the abyss by the edgiest mo-fo in all of existence.