Crossdress Cloud Strife
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Crossdress Cloud Strife is a trap virtually everyone who ever played Final Fantasy VII fell for.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Following a minor act of domestic terrorism, Cloud Strife and his flower girl Aerith Gainsborough see their co-conspirator Tifa Lockhart being escorted into the humble abode of the local crime boss Don Corneo. This comes with nasty implications, as the Don has the unpleasant habit of picking off girls from the street as his 'nightly brides' - and feeding those who refuse the marriage to his pet monsters.
Cloud and Aerith thus set out to rescue Tifa. Problem is, the only thing getting in and out of Don Corneo's lair without starting a major fight are pretty girls. So Cloud, in other words, has to become the pretty girl. A quick change of clothes later, Cloud and Aerith infiltrate Don Corneo's manor; successfully rescuing Tifa and convincing a whole generation of gamers that it's not gay if he wears a pretty dress.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Cloud, cheered upon up by by his yaoi fangirls Aerith Gainsborough and Tifa Lockhart, fought in 8chanmania LXXXII. Not entirely sure why he had to wear the dress to begin with, he tapped out during a warm-up session with Dragaux.
