Cultist-chan
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Cultist-chan is a fan-made character from the Warhammer 40.000 universe. She was created by the resident neckbeards of /tg/ back when /tg/ still got shit done.
Bio[edit | edit source]
A devout follower of Chaos Undivided, Cultist-chan is easily recognizable by her malnourished form, her urgent need for a dental plan, and, above all, the consistently ear-greating quality of her speech-impaired voice. Gifted and/or cursed with apparent immortality when the Chaos gods realized she was the singular most obnoxious thing they could throw at their foes (and each other), her earnest desire to capture the universe for "Khayos" is only outmatched by her catastrophic lack of common sense.
When not trying to capture points and repeatedly getting herself killed on the battlefield, Cultist-chan usually is entrusted to the Word Bearers Chaos Space Marine Dranon. The latter is not exactly happy with this impromptu role as her caretaker, but the Chaos gods care not, and any of his numerous attempts to get rid of the screeching little brat invariably see her returning to him sooner than later. Cultist-chan also has adopted a three-head Chaos Spawn as a pet, affectionaley naming it Kay-oss.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Cultist-chan debuted in 8chanmania XC. The levitating Steve Lowry did not manage to baffle her, and the ruinous powers allowed her to move notably faster than the fastest fairy. Her following fights against King Ramses and even the loyalist Marine Martellus were equally and improbably met with success, but the Chaos gods are finicky allies and apparently left her during the final match against Max Payne.
