Dark Falz

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Dark Falz
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Dark Phallus
BBC (Unofficially)
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Debut Match
Dark Falz
Vile
Pin
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Los Tiburon
Hawlucha
8chanmania LXXVI
First Victory

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First Championship

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Dark Falz is a recurring villain from the Phantasy Star series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Eons ago, a supreme spirit split up into a 'Great Light' and a 'Profound Darkness'. The two fought for a small eternity, until the Great Light bitch-slapped the Profound Darkness straight into an alternate dimension. Which it then neatly sealed off by dumping an entire star system atop of it. Problem is, this impromptu seal weakens every thousand-or-so years, and tiny bit of the darkness can pop out.

This tiny bit (hitherto known as Dark Falz) likes to spread as much chaos and mayhem as possible by possessing various authority figures and subtly altering their government policies. Unfortunately, habitual mischief tends to piss off all the wrong people (like Alis Landale), and Dark Falz inevitably ends up spending another thousand years in the freezer before he tries again.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Dark Falz first appeared in 8chanmania LXX, where he ironically served as the manager of Alis Landale - and apparently was the one who dragged her into the mania in the first place. After Alice managed to win her belt, he promptly tried to take it from her in an aftershow match, but tapped out like a bitch a good twelve minutes later.

He himself would only enter the ring in the tag team-themed 8chanmania LXXXVI; where he partnered up with Vile. They were soundly defeated by Los Tiburon and his pokémon, Hawlucha.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Dark Falz's Japanese name directly transliterates into Darkufarusu. Which probably was some Japanese blokes trying to spell out Dark Force, but wouldn't be half as funny as the infinite repertoire of dick jokes the other alternative spawned.