Daroach
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Daroach is is the supposed would-be villain from Kirby: Squeak Squad.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Daroach is epitome of a gentleman thief, except he generally forgets about the 'gentleman' part. Gifted with great ambition (and pathological kleptomania), he and the rest of his Squeak Squad routinely alter the ownership of various pieces of private property, but make a tactical mistake when they steal a piece of shortcake from right under Kirby's non-existent nose. If you ever thought stealing bananas from Donkey Kong was a poor idea, get a load of these guys.
Aside from the literal piece of cake, Daroach and his crew also stole a treasure chest from King Dedede. What's inside of it, you ask? Well, let's put it this way - Pandora shouldn't have opened the box, either. But each Kirby game needs its mandatory, child-friendly eldritch abomination to serve as a final boss, and Daroach is in a for a little bit of a mindscrew. He gets better after Kirby smacks some sense into him, but this mostly means he goes right back to stealing stuff.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Daroach fought in 8chanmania XCV. He tried to liberate some bells from Tom Nook, but be it through his sharp business sense or the fact that Nook had Peacock breathing down his furry neck, the raccoon simply sold him a house and moved on. How exactly he got Daroach's signature on the contract is a mystery to everyone, including Daroach himself.