Darth Vader
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Darth Vader is a major character from the Star Wars series.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Once a fairly promising student of the Jedi Order, the man that would become known as Dark Vader lost most of his goodwill after the Space Taliban abducted his mom and tortured her to death. This sent him spiraling down a fast dive ruse-cruise towards the dark side of the force, which gave him body-wide fourth-degree burns and cost him three of his four existing limbs. Because he didn't have the high ground.
Since this whole mess actually was part of the usual 4d chess on part of the Sith, they glued his charred remains back together and informed him his wife had just died in giving childbirth. What little remained of Skywalker died back there, and when they plugged him into an armored suit that was as much of life-support for him as it was life-ending for the enemies of the Sith, he didn't bother to complain.
Vader spent some twenty years being the 'Objective: NOPE' level of boss enemy for the you-know-who, but the sudden confrontation with his own son rekindled long-forgotten paternal instincts in him. When his own superior, Emperor Palpatine, decided to give the boy the electricity bill, Vader rebelled. This resulted in the demise of of Palpatine, but also saw Vader undergoing the finals step of his cremation.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
In 8chanmania LXXXIV[edit | edit source]
Vader's first appearance was in 8chanmania LXXXIV. Apparently having joined up with Bane, the two joined forces to forcibly recruit Galsia into their team. Unfortunately for them, Galsia had already decided he would no longer be anyone's mook, and thus fought off their hostile takeover at the cost of his newly-made friend, the Movie Goomba.
Following the eventual victory of Galsia in the final match, Bane and Vader renewed their attempt to subjugate him. Both villains called in minions of their own setting; with Bane calling in the Wreckage Brother, while Vader summoned an Imperial Stormtrooper to aid him. Galsia, for his part, used his own status as a mook enemy to summon three additional copypaste versions of himself into the ring.
But fate was not kind: Despite of their best efforts, one of the four Galsias tapped out in Bane's Airplane Spin. The resulting loss would almost have left the original Galsia captured and enslaved, had one of its clones not given its own life to save him. As it was, Galsia retained his life, and gained a grudge against both Bane and Vader.
In 8chanmania XCV[edit | edit source]
Vader entered 8chanmania XCV as a regular fighter, complete with the normal nomination process and all that. His fight against Clown was meant to be the prime event of the tournament, but ended after Clown threw a pin on him and dabbed for the cameras afterwards.
In 8chanmania C[edit | edit source]
Vader's last appearance was during the Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny in 8chanmania C, where he and thirty-two opponents ranging from Abraham Lincoln to Fred Durst dished it out in the Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny. Presumably collapsing under way too many mods, the game broke, and Vader was left furiously circling around Dwayne Johnson at 1200x speed until the match was mercy-killed.
Mere minutes later, Vader again rejoined the forces of Bane as they tried to disrupt and take over the Historical Harrowing of George Washington. This nearly might have worked, had it not been for the sudden appearance of Utsuho Reiuji, and her tendency to leave the tournament as a radioactive ground zero. Bane, being a big guy, still wrote it off as a victory.
