Default-Chan
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- "FUCK YOU SLUT"
- — Literally everyone except for OxfordComa
- — Literally everyone except for OxfordComa
Default-chan is a commentator for 8chanmania and the 8chan cup. She also occasionally fights in the Mania
Bio[edit | edit source]
Default-Chan apparently is the daughteru of TNA and will regularly chew him out if he (unfailingly) produces "technical difficulties" of one kind or another. In fact, what once started as a sweet, innocent girl nowadays is a perpetually pissed-off fury. I'm serious. Don't get too close, or she'll bite you.
She appears to have a severe crush on Ness, as showcased during 8chanmania LII.
As of 8chanmania:Season 3, her job as the main commentator was taken by Violet, and Deffy is forced to work various part-time jobs to pay back the gigantic mountain of debts produced during the events of Season 2.
In the 8chancup[edit | edit source]
Default-Chan first recorded appearance was in the 8chancup, where she and Cirno served as the main commentators, although many other board-specific characters also took up that mantle. She spent about as much time preventing Cirno from doing stupid things (such as visiting /u/ to learn new languages via "Cuni-Lingualism") as she did actually commenting on the matches.
During the match between /bane/ and /tg/, both Crazy Hassan and CIA tried to bribe her into rooting for their different teams (via an Alpaca and a Camel, respectively). Default-Chan was not interested in Camels, and thus took the side of /bane/, which (briefly) earned her Alexa the Alpaca as a pet.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Debut[edit | edit source]
Default-Chan's first appearance in 8chanmania was a pre-show match between her and Alexa the Alpaca. She promptly lost to the Andean animal, and it was retrieved by CIA. She would later appear as an actual wrestler in 8chanmania XL, defeating the crazed sex fairy Kyu, the Crocodile Dundee wannabe Bayou Billy and the famous full-time jobber JC Denton, but ultimately was crushed by Sans of all people in the Semi-Finals. Let none say fate doesn't have a disturbing sense of humor.
Managerial Debut[edit | edit source]
Continuing on the "fate's disturbing sense of humor" path, Deffy ended up as Tiff Crust's manager for 8chanmania L. She would oversee Tiff's victory over Hotaru Ichijou before turning on Tiff following her defeat at the hands of Todd Howard. Perhaps what is most notable about her foray into the manager's side of the Mania is Default-Chan's protection of Hotaru after her defeat. Worried about a very innocent 11 year old girl running around whatever compound the Mania is hosted in, Deffy let her into the commentator's booth for her safety.
After both debuts[edit | edit source]
Completely pissed off by the appearance of Dolly Chan, she attempted to take Scuttlebug's slot for herself just so she could be the one to defeat Dolly Chan, said attempt completely failed as she lost. It would seem fate still has a strange sense of humor, as she appeared once again in 8chanmania LXV with Tiff, beating Pillowdin and Yeti Girl after Tiff took a critical baseball bat to the back, only to find herself on the end of a very one sided bullying from Tiff, it would seem fate has a strange sense of irony as well, they both lost to Vivec and Los Tiburon, although even defeat wasn't enough to keep Default from being bullied by Tiff.
Here again, once more[edit | edit source]
Realizing that repaying the debts of her daddy by winning the prize money would be much faster than doing so via multiple, simultaneous, and devastating part-time jobs, Deffy entered the ring once more in 8chanmania LXXVII, much to the amusement of Violet. The latter only laughed for so long, though, as Deffy proved to be on a roll - winning a remarkably friendly match against Kat, Default-chan went on to spook Masahiro 'Spooky' Sakurai, denied Tommy Wiseau the chance to use the prize money for another movie, and stomped the dreaded /monster/ champion Lala. As she entered the finals against Ganondorf, many viewers bluntly expected she would share a fate with the previous victims of the Gerudo crit machine, yet to the amazement of all, Deffy managed to secure her belt after a long and heavy fight.
The Last Finals[edit | edit source]
Default-chan's victory allowed her to enter the grand finals of 8chanmania XCIX, even if it was with some degree of reluctance. Her initial victory against Lil' Vi was soon overshadowed by her subsequent defeat at the hands of La Madremonte. Stoic as ever, Deffy took this loss with wild indifference as she finally could go to sleep, and would latter join Lil' Vi and Violet on a long-deserved family vacation.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Despite of her name, it appears that Default-Chan is not actually the default avatar for the dialogue tool used in 8chanmania. That role is relegated to a simple [ ? ? ? ] Box.
- According to word of god, Default-Chan grows twenty years older when she becomes angry, turning what could be a Loli into what could be a Christmas Cake.
- She was reduced to tears in 90s mania after being thoroughly insulted by (you).
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Deffy lusting after Ness
Deffy lusting for Ness even harder after he lost to the Audience Member
