Dingle Kringle
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- "Dingle Kringle was the winner of 8CHANMANIA XII, as well as the champion of the Season 2 belt. It seems that as soon as he apporached the ring, the crowd fell silent in terror. He slew his enemies with little aversion from them, they could not penetrate his superior defenses and ultimate fighting style, which is God/God. Even TNA could not nerf this monstrosity; as TNA entered the edit screen, Dingle grabbed his shit collar through the screen and demanded he leave his stats alone or he would turn TNA into an elf slave. And thus, Dingle became the ultimate king of 8chanmania, an unstoppable force from the bad side of the North Pole, from which he ruled over his dark kingdom. He likes bowling."
- — Anon's insane rambling
- — Anon's insane rambling
Dingle Kringle is the antagonist of the US-South Korean animated movie Elf Bowling The Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Long ago, Santa Claus wasn't a chubby old man in a red suit, but a pirate captain that stalked the seven seas with his half-brother Dingle and the rest of his poorly-animated crew. Problem was, Santa had gotten soft over the years, and had begun to send all the toys he and his cutthroats had stolen from children back to assorted orphanages. As one might expect, this inevitably led to a bit of friction between the siblings, which culminated in both of them going overboard.
A series of complications later, Santa has turned into Santa, while Dingle has turned into his permanent live-in guest. But Dingle never had let go of his old pirate ways, and while sleeping on Santa's couch for the better part of 600 years seemed comfortable enough, his unwholesome contact with the resident penguin mafia put Dingle to a far bolder ambitions: Steal the elves, usurp Santa, and star in a direct-to-DVD movie that never should have been made in the first place.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Despite Dingle's prophesying, he actually did not win 8chanmania XII or any belt at all. The first Mania he was in was 8chanmania XLV, where he was booted out in the aforementioned Quarterfinals by Slater. When coming out for his matches, Kringle would often be greeted by vitriol from the crowd, achieving heel status, but only in a minor sense, considering how far he made it.
His present poaching continued in 8chanmania LXXIV. Despite of an early victory against The Grinch, he lost (or tapped out, rather) against Caspar of the Three Wise Men.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- In the actual Elf Bowling games, Dingle is a failed ice cream salesman that serves as a CPU opponent.
- Dingle was voiced by Tom Kenny, who is better known as the voice of Spongebob Squarepants.
- This means you get to hear Spongebob singing the jolly song Slavery Makes the World Go Round.
