Donte
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- "Que te jodan!"
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Donte is the sorry excuse for a character who replaces Dante in Ninja Theory's 2013 Reboot of Devil May Cry.
Bio[edit | edit source]
At some point, the people over at Ninja Theory felt that the original Dante no longer appealed to the fans and thus chose to "re-imagine" the relatively calm and cool-headed Donte as a vaguely Hispanic teenager that sputtered expletives the second he opened his mouths and would instantly die from blood loss if he could actually cut himself on all that collective edge. Unfortunately, the fans didn't see the appeal, the game journalists whined about the fans not seeing the appeal (and probably being racist for Hating on the Hispanic anyway), and Donte has been known as the foul-mouthed Mexican "exterminador del demonios" ever since.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Donte debuted in 8chanmania XI. He tried to make Hellhound his bitch, only for her to show him that she was much better at that than he was.
As two total failures weren't enough, Donte returned for 8chanmania LVI, and was immediately KO'd by Needles Kane.
For 8chanmania LXI, he and Los Tiburon wrestled each other in a pre-show fight. To the delight of everyone involved, Tiburon pinned him harder than he did the dragon that one day.
