Doomrider
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Doomrider is a character from the Warhammer 40.000 universe.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Eons ago, Doomrider was a Chaos Space Marine - some say of the Emperor's Children, while others put him into a number of different chapters. Be that as it may, Doomrider liked bikes, and Doomrider liked going fast. So fast, in fact, that he drew the attention of Slaanesh itself, who thought Doomrider to be so damn bitchin' that it promptly turned him into a full-fledged Daemon Prince of Chaos.
Since then, those with Slaanesh's favor may try and summon Doomrider to the battlefield. Should they succeed, he will roar into reality on his daemonically-possessed bike to the tune of ear-shattering speed metal; his wheels leaving behind a trail of white-hot warpfire and the warp dust he snorts at any given moment. He is a fickle, ally, however - the second he gets bored, Doomrider simply returns to the warp.
Doomrider going fast also led to immense butthurt on the part of the White Scars, the Imperium's throat-singing Mongol biker boys. They made him the target of one of their great hunts, which ultimately resulted in Doomrider's head no longer being attached to his body. He still lives, mind you, but being a disembodied head locked away somehow on the White Scar's homeworld must kind of suck for him.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Following the accidental deactivation of the mania's Gellar Fields just before the beginning of 8chanmania XCII, Slaanesh sent in Doomrider to make the party a bit more lively. Which was bad because it was a Daemonic Incursion, but also good because Doomrider embodies Slaanesh's 'Sex, Drugs, and Rock'n'Roll' aspect instead of its 'Even /d/ won't fap to this' aspect. It's a lesser evil, really.
Doomrider was still around for the following 8chanmania XCIII, went all that partying finally drew attention of the people you would never expect, and presumably was sent back to the warp when the whole mania sort of went poof.